the key to a smokin' hot body? two words:  beach volleyball. too bad i didn't like playing volleyball in gym class while in high school. as for attempting to play it on the beach today?  oh, who in the hell am i kidding...until cornhole becomes an olympic event, NONE of my sandy shenanigans will be olympic material. sun goddess?  i'd like to think so. beach volleyball star?  hell to the no. i will NEVER look as fabulous as the female sprinters post-race.  do they even sweat?? seriously, those gals can get from point a to point b faster than i can get off the couch. if i ever run that event, um, yeah...just remember to call 911. clearly, i need to work on my diving skills. once upon a time i used to jump off a platform at swim practice. toes pointed, legs together, … [Read more...]